Kris Courtney
I have recently returned to Indiana and have authored a new book – FLORIDA RETIREMENT IS MURDER (Fictional Literary, Satire Mystery) from my experiences in the state of Florida that have given light to a fictional story of generational characters encountered throughout 20 years of traveling across the United States as a professional Artist & Author.
My work includes original oil paintings that have been shown abroad, won multiple awards and recognition in artistic genre application of watercolor, acrylic and multimedia. As well, I have penned an award-winning international screenplay and other various publications that include a personal memoir as well as a collection of self-published children’s books. |
Florida Retirement is Murder
Fictional Satire Murder Mystery
Snowbirds do more than just Flock Dive into the whimsical world of "Florida Retirement Is Murder," where retirement isn't just about rest and relaxation but an unexpected adventure into the heart of Central Florida's most colorfully quirky community. Every lifestyle imaginable can be found in this funny cozy retirement village from the hilarious antics of 'Micah' down to the straight lace Marine Corp Sergeant, Police Detective or the Flirtatious 'Jodi' and her tight fitting mini skirts... Stewart Johnson, a recently widowed retiree, expected nothing more than to settle quietly into his new life at Sun Gate, surrounded by the warmth of the Florida sun and the company of fellow snowbirds. Yet, life has other plans. Drawn into a community bursting with vibrant personalities and capricious intrigues, Stewart finds himself at the center of a laugh-out-loud mystery that will challenge his perceptions of friendship and fun. This fictional satire comedy cozy mystery novel is not just a book but an experience, inviting readers of all ages to revel in the humorous dysfunctions of a group of overgrown children—retirees whose antics and mysteries provide endless entertainment. From the first page to the last, readers will encounter a saga filled with suspense, laughter, and a series of shockers that will keep them on their toes. Praise for 'Florida Retirement Is Murder': "Great Book!!! Loved the characters who all feel like family!! The ending was a shocker!!!" "I want them as my friends!!! I swear this would make a great weekly TV show." – Reader Feedback. "The character development is top-notch, and the suspense paired with hilarious antics makes for an unforgettable journey." |
Whether you’re considering the snowbird lifestyle or simply looking for your next book club treasure, "Florida Retirement Is Murder" is your passport to a world where old age meets golden opportunities to laugh, solve mysteries, and maybe even act a little mischievous. Perfect for your summer beach reading list, this colorful story is poised to become a favorite on every bookshelf and screen, captivating you with its creative metaphors and the genuine camaraderie of Sun Gate.
Engage with the residents of Sun Gate—where every chuckle and plot twist promises that old age retirement in Florida doesn’t get any better than this. Join Stewart as he evolves from a grieving widower to a champion of the eccentric and endearing seniors, ensuring everyone’s welfare with wit and a keen detective’s eye. It’s a place you'll wish to live, as long as you have Stewart looking after your welfare.
Laugh, guess, and reminisce with "Florida Retirement Is Murder," where snowbirds do more than just flock—they turn every day into an unforgettable adventure.
Engage with the residents of Sun Gate—where every chuckle and plot twist promises that old age retirement in Florida doesn’t get any better than this. Join Stewart as he evolves from a grieving widower to a champion of the eccentric and endearing seniors, ensuring everyone’s welfare with wit and a keen detective’s eye. It’s a place you'll wish to live, as long as you have Stewart looking after your welfare.
Laugh, guess, and reminisce with "Florida Retirement Is Murder," where snowbirds do more than just flock—they turn every day into an unforgettable adventure.
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Norma Jean's Sun
True Story Memoir
Miraculous tale of how a boy, born into unimaginable physical and emotional pain and destined to be a misfit, finds his way in a world of “others". Few could survive so many torturous years of surgical intervention and an ensuing lifelong struggle with drugs and alcohol addiction and come out ahead. This moving tale reveals not only the struggle and heartrending elements of generational lives gone wrong, but also the love and growth of a human being overcoming the odds and determined to find a way to live life to the fullest. Based on a true story, the author's unapologetic prose prompts enduring ethical questions and makes a gripping, personal read. |
Norma's Sun: Feature Narrative Screenplay Included
True Story Memoir
Adaptation of "Norma Jean's Sun" ISBN:978-0578020594 - Includes Updated Content & Original Working Film Script, True Story & Female Driven Narrative about the life of Norma and her family history of struggle to become the Parent of a child with needs beyond any comprehension, only to find in the end an ending that will touch your core! Born into a life of isolation & pain with the graphic burden of surgical manipulation to function, walk & survive in a world of normalcy. The iconic image inspires still today and will present a platform for an audience into a never before filmed life inside a family struggling to accept reason! "Never in our silent moments of illusion do we sense the dark parallel that lives beside us. Nor do we suspect the carrier." "A Wonderful commentary on the very things that make us all human." "Brave honesty of confession, makes the book unique." "Touching story, full of hope." The story is not only convincingly true, but will rivet the reader with its genuine and unassuming pathos. “This Adaptation of Norma Jean’s Sun is a memoir that came from the depths of one man’s struggle to become a predefined member of a social mold which was never cast.” A confinement that would later serve to encapsulate, isolate and establish a prototype of life not understood or sought by those watching. Blessing, punishment or choice is a position each is given and though not all will genesis into a full heart, most can adapt through perseverance. Yet in this episode, you will question on how or who provided the seed to a life of strife. Further, worth following… The story is described by reviewers as “Eloquent, stirring and emotional, inspirational to the courageous.” |