Kerrie Noor
Back in the days before TV had remote controls and Scotland was known for the Bay City Rollers Kerrie left Australia on a working holiday and fell in love with many things Scottish. In the past, she has been a regular on Community Radio, taught Belly dancing, ‘done’ a little stand-up, and appeared at the Edinburgh Festival.
Kerrie still dances often accompanied by storytelling and the odd joke and has inflicted her quirky style of humor on many- including, several rest homes, charity events, and pretty much anyone who will sit still long enough to listen. She has past been shortlisted for the Asham short story award and had two short plays performed on the radio. |
Sheryl's Last Stand
Women's Fiction/Comedy
Broke, homeless, and addicted to chocolate, will Sheryl chase her dream or remain tied to her mother's purse strings? Sheryl, on the wrong side of thirty-five, has seen better days. She has lost her job, her home, and the ability to say no to her mother: a woman with as much sensitivity as a comedian. Sheryl, a soft touch, is wilting in a sea of whiskey and American Wrestling. She spends her nights rooting for Johnstone, a wrestler as believable as Die Hard. Until Sheryl discovers belly dancing. |
Rebel Without a Clue
Sci-Fi Comedy/Satire
Planet Hy Man’s energy is running on empty and earth is their only hope. The only problem is, no one wants to go there. Mex is ready to hang up her catsuit and watch the galaxy pass by. But when she is ordered to save Planet Hy Man or kiss her pension goodbye, she has no choice but to don her leathers and head to Scotland. With no idea what the Scot’s are saying let alone what a latte is, Mex combs Glasgow. Confused, disoriented, and with a growing love for vodka she hits a mind-blowing obstacle that knocks her for six… Legless; an ancient man as elusive as the proverbial car keys has the formula. She thought he’d died decades ago, back in the days when phones were anything but mobile and TV screens were anything but flat. Will Mex find him in time and if she does, will he be too Scottish to understand? |
The Rise of Manifesto the Great
Sci-Fi Comedy/Satire
Manifesto the Great comes from a dynasty of leaders who treat women like breeding machines. When his father dies, he must take over as leader, but will he be able to control the women? Planet Hy Man is a planet as pure as a baby’s belly button until a spaceship arrives. A spaceship full of celibate men and women hungry for all things ‘earthy’. They hurl themselves into a frenzy of real meat, real air, and procreation until a leader emerges to create order, civilization, and a sewage system. Manifesto the Great watches as his forefathers pollute the planet, treat women like they are walking wombs, and design dodgy robots until that is, it’s his turn. Will he rise over the tidal wave of discontented women, or will he drown under a sea of underwire and estrogen? |
A Dame Called Derek
Humor/Comedy/Satire/Fiction
Charlie's marriage has hit rock bottom. He tries his hand at erotica but will his writing light his wife’s fire or douse it out for good? Charlie’s story has her laughing into her morning latte. However, the director of the local pantomime is inspired. He sees a talent for comedy and persuades Charlie to write for the local pantomime. Charlie’s wife calls him crazy and with a dame as funny as a kidney stone Charlie can see her point; until he discovers his wife’s therapist does more than manipulate her neck. With a fire of epic proportions and an exotic wardrobe mistress, Charlie is caught in the crossfire of amateur dramatic politics, divorce, and reviving his “romancing” skills. Until his wife wants him back. Will he have the courage to take a chance, or will he return to the safety of cleaning ovens with no bills to pay? |
The Downfall of a Bellydancer
Women's Fiction/Humor/Comedy/Satire
Nefertiti’s dance classes are empty, and her performance calendar is blank. Will she rise above the ashes of a lost dream or pull the duvet over her head and hide? At one time, Nefertiti was a dancer people queued to see. Now she runs a belly dancing class in the middle of nowhere, and the numbers have dwindled. Disappointed Nefertiti turns to her partner and ‘rock’, but he has other plans. |
Four Takeaways and a Funeral
Women's Fiction/Humor/Comedy/Satire
Mavis and Lumpy are getting married, but they can’t agree on anything. Mavis’s sister arrives to “sort things out” and wins over Lumpy with hilarious budget ideas that would have Scrooge tap dancing, Mavis wants to tape dancing on her sister’s head and is on the verge of throwing it all in and join a nunnery when her mother dies. With a funeral befitting a sitcom, and sibling rivalry on par with a Shakespearean tragedy, Mavis and Lumpy’s relationship crumbles until Mavis discovers her mother’s last wish. |
Three Angry Women and a Baby
Women's Fiction/Humor/Comedy/Satire
Sheryl and Steven have always longed for a baby. But nine months of yoga doesn’t guarantee a smooth birth, and Sheryl returns home with the maternal feelings of a clay brick. Steven tries to reassure her, but living next door to her mother has squashed Sheryl's confidence. Sheryl’s mother is as critical as a gymnastics judge and Sheryl can’t even get up in the morning, let alone decide on a name for her daughter. Steven finds a home, miles from anywhere, and persuades Sheryl it's for the best. Sheryl, lonely with all day to ponder retreats into depression. Until that is, her mother needs her help… |
The Real Story of 'O'
Women's Fiction/Humor/Comedy/Satire
Heather, the builder everyone loves, has a dream to create her own business. She even has a business partner and their first big gig which should set them on the DIY map of Argyll. But she has a past that could ruin her and when her first 'big' gig’ slaps her back into the past, Heather is forced to face the un-face-able. A woman scorned, cheated on, and tossed aside like an empty crisp packet. A woman who blames Heather for it all and the very woman who is Heather’s first big DIY client. |
Rebel Without a Bra
Sci-Fi/Humor/Comedy/Satire
Mex is heading for the Edinburgh Festival in search of lost energy. Hot on her heels is Beryl, her leader who has already dropped Mex in it once and may do it again. Beryl has a planet to save and an arch-rival to beat. A feat made near impossible considering her arch-rival has taken over Beryl’s “operations room” along with every high-tech spying equipment going. As time runs out Beryl turns to Mex. Mex having discovered gin hooks up with a troupe of performing transvestites, tosses her mobile to the wind, and delves into the seedier side of the festival. Saving Planet Hy Man could not be further from her mind if she was comatose. Will Beryl convince Mex to sober up and save their planet or will Mex stick with the padded bras and all who wear them? |
Rebel Without a Crew
Sci-Fi/Humor/Comedy/Satire
Planet Hy Man's new and callous leader takes a sabbatical, she has found her "pleasure dome" and while she learns there is more to life than a new manifesto, a coup rises to the occasion. The coup plans to run things the “proletarian way” they are young, idealistic, and haven’t tasted luxury yet. They almost make it, grab the operations room, when their new and callous leader arises from her pleasure dome and grabs back her throne. Mex is the coupe’s only hope but she has tasted the good life in Scotland and is reluctant to return until she has the mother of all hangovers. |