My name is Kathryn A. Patterson. I live in a crooked house on a crooked road. Alas, I am allergic to cats so I own no crooked cat. I live in a marvelous world, filled with vampires, werewolves, and magic - oh, my! But I pretend to live in a dull, boring world filled with post offices, taxes, and calculators. It makes my family happier when I pretend.
When I’m not attempting to cook some new, exciting, and (hopefully unburnt) dish, I write stories about the end of the world, vampires, death, and dragons. I do make wonderful cookies and cakes. I will happily exchange either for dusting or vacuuming, since I am also allergic to dust (and vacuuming)
She thought a public divorce was the worst thing that could happen to her...
When Donna Carroll returned to Mount Ares, North Carolina to recover from her divorce, she never expected much. Just a quiet place to to regain her sanity and a little pride. What she finds is a situation where people are acting, well, crazy.
Stab a waitress for too much ice? Check.
Old men running around naked? Check.
Dead squirrels? Check.
Now Donna needs to figure out what's going on because she could be the next person to catch the crazy.