Elaine Macko
From a very young age, Elaine Macko possessed an over-active imagination finding intrigue and mayhem in everyday situations. Take Humpty Dumpty. Everyone thinks he took a great fall, but Elaine is pretty sure he was pushed.
While living abroad Elaine decided to try her hand writing a mystery and after several months, completed a draft of her first book, ARMED, and moved on to three other books in the series. She never forgot her New England roots and centers her books in the fictional town of Indian Cove, Connecticut. Each book includes a European connection bringing together her love of both places. |
Armed - An Alex Harris Mystery
Cozy Mystery
Murder, Mayhem, and Mannequins! It couldn’t be creepier. When Alex Harris, owner of the Always Prepared temporary agency, trips over the body of Mrs. Scott, she becomes the prime suspect in the murder. And with the police about to lock her up for good, Alex decides it’s time she took matters into her own hands before the real murderer strikes again and really ruins Christmas. Along with her sister and partner, Samantha Daniels, and their assistant, Millie Chapman, the Winston Churchill-quoting, M&M-addicted Alex probes and plods through red herring after red herring uncovering a lot more than murder. |
Poisoned - An Alex Harris Mystery
Cozy Mystery
With Halloween fast approaching, Alex Harris has her hands full keeping her assistant from turning the office into a house of horrors. But trying to keep the decorating to a minimum is nothing compared to finding the body of Bradley Brissart, the victim of a poisoned macaroon. The police think Granny is the killer, but Alex has other ideas. The old woman’s family thinks Roberta was the intended victim and fearing another attempt will be made, Alex needs to find which one of Roberta’s batty relatives is the real killer before they strike again. There’s something sinister in Indian Cove and it’s not just Halloween hi-jinks. |
Flossed - An Alex Harris Mystery
Cozy Mystery
Hunky husband? Check Trip to Europe? Check Dead Body? Wait...What?? With her wedding over and the words “I do” just a memory, Alex Harris boards a plane with her new husband, bound for Brussels. Along for the ride are her sister, Samantha, and dentist brother-in-law, Michael. Having your sibling along on your honeymoon might sound strange but when the body of a young Belgian woman shows up in the power room, Alex is glad her sister is along to keep her company. |
Mahjonged - An Alex Harris Mystery
Cozy Mystery
Inviting a group of women over for a night of Mahjong sounded like a good idea to new bride Alex Harris Van der Burg, but with a storm raging outside and a battle brewing between two of the players inside, things aren’t working out quite as planned. And then the lights go out adding one more catastrophe to the evening. When a guest is discovered with Alex’s brand new cake knife stuck in her back, the party really starts to head downhill. With the roads closed and a bridge washed out, the Mahjong players are stuck in the “murder house” for the rest of the evening. |
Smoked - An Alex Harris Mystery
Cozy Mystery
When the vegan wife of a local butcher shows up dead, the police think the husband is the most likely suspect. But the dead woman’s daughter is certain her father did nothing wrong and hires Alex Harris to find the real killer. Alex has her hands full keeping the list of people who could benefit from Maria’s death straight. And with her grandmother hanging out with a local rosary bead-making tattoo artist, her mother adopting a lively dog and her nephew acquiring a pet rat, things couldn’t be more complicated. |
Pickled - An Alex Harris Mystery
Cozy Mystery
When Alex Harris and her grandmother Meme attend a pickleball supper hoping to sell some of their Calendar Boys calendars to their ideal demographic—women on hormone replacement therapy—they never thought the evening would turn deadly. But when local lecherous bully, Humphrey Bryson, ends up in the ladies room with one of his beloved dill pickles shoved down his throat, Alex springs into action to find the murderer. |
Fried Calamari Looks A Lot Like Onion Rings
Memoir
Sometimes when you go looking for adventure, you find more than you bargained for… In 1986, armed with a newly minted passport and a pair of kick-ass boots, Elaine Macko went to London for a week-long trip that turned into a 12-year odyssey. Fried Calamari Looks A Lot Like Onion Rings is a delightful, poignant, and sometimes heartbreaking romp through Europe. In addition to her travels and starting up her own business, Ms. Macko managed to meet two U.S. presidents, had tea with the queen of the Belgians and lunch with a countess in her ancient castle, and had more than a few encounters with a pervert. Somewhere along the line the young, naïve, and insecure young girl who went to Europe on a lark emerged a confident and self-sufficient woman, who managed to carve out a life in a foreign land with sometimes hilarious results. If you've ever longed to travel or been in a relationship that didn't turn out quite like you expected, Fried Calamari Looks A Lot Like Onion Rings will entertain you, make you laugh, and bring a tea to your eye. |
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